First, let us say that we understand.  You're perfect.  In every way.  Gentle readers of the site, we understand that in your many online travels and travails, you have never made a single typo, never missed a detail, never confused your meaning or confused one person with another.  We get that.  We at Firefox News can empathize with your situation, the desperate plight of the perfect people.

Alas, we do not share it.

So from time to time, when you find errors in our typing, or see we have mistaken one thing for some closely-related other, we ask that you, from high atop your pedestals of perfection, cast some divine thought unto us, for we are merely human and we -- horrors! -- screw up now and then.  We cannot ever be you, oh never mistaken ones, but we can learn from you and your shining examples, especially when you comment politely to remind us of our fallen ways.  We know it is a heavy burden that you must bear, sharing your wisdom with the world, and we appreciate this great sacrifice you make on our behalf.

Really.