Alta Eggoth

Alta Eggoth makes a living as a medical test subject, and moonlights as a lolcat dialog writer. Her favorite color is clear, because it goes with everything. She wants to be a veterinarian when she grows up because she loves children. In her spare time she writes squeaky-clean slash, and thinks it quite unfair that all the nasty smutty writers get all the feedback.

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A Compelling Position from AMPTP.com

Here at Firefox News, we firmly believe in accuracy in reporting. And, well, I'm offended when people like, lie, when they're presenting their side of the story ...