We at Firefox News would like to announce our official endorsement of Stephen Colbert for the office of President of the United States.  Mr. Colbert is committed to role-playing, fanfiction, Star Trek, geek life, and satire, all things near and dear to the hearts of our staff.  We are tired of phonies and want a true fake candidate to support in our country's time of need.  We wish him the best of luck in his run and will do our part to spread the good word.

Mr. Colbert is currently only running in his native state of South Carolina.  We think this is a tragic waste of potential, and that Mr. Colbert should put himself on primary ballots across the nation.  If that cannot be the case, then we will limit our endorsement for his run for President in South Carolina and we encourage you to do the same.

Vote Colbert.  Seize the eagle.