Subtitled: Songfic and You.

Don't. Just don't.

No type of fiction is necessarily bad by nature. Really. You can find great examples of just about any kind of 'fic you'd care to name. It's a long and laborious process to find the good stories sometimes (hence the existence of this essay) but they do exist and are generally worth the trouble of digging.

That said, there are surely good songfics out there, wonderful stories which effortlessly combine great fiction with beautiful lyrics, resulting in graceful tales that touch the hearts of all who read them. There are probably about a dozen of them in all of fandom. Yours isn't going to be one of those. Sorry.

Most songfic takes the lyrics from a currently popular song and then intersperses them with text. It's an attempt to make a (most often angst-ridden and/or romantic) story more emotional by grabbing onto the connotations of the song.

Note the words "currently popular." Does everyone remember "My Heart Will Go On?" Now does everyone remember the time they heard it and finally realized it was *not* a deep, romantic ballad about love beyond death, and was really just a manipulative, drippy pop song with not very original lyrics? 'Kay. Popularity is transient. The song you 'fic today is probably already the "I can't believe you still like that drivel" among the cool kids. Really.

Note 1: DO NOT SEND ME YOUR 'FIC TO ASK IF YOURS IS THE ONE EXCEPTION.

Note 2: For the uninformed, when you take a song and change the lyrics to work with your fandom of interest, that's not songfic. That's filk. Filk to your heart's content.

So don't. Just don't.

For a very good essay on this topic, please see Tara O'Shea's Column "My Heart Will Not Go On, Thanks" at the Once Upon a Time Archives.