Not Zombies: Differently Alive.
- By Tracy Morris
- Published 04/1/2009
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Tracy Morris
Tracy S. Morris is the author of the award-winning Tranquility series of Southern paranormal humor mysteries.
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In a move that almost stopped the collective hearts of the world, a spokesman for the differently alive came forward today to announce their presence among us.
“You know us as Zombies,” said the spokesman, who used the moniker “Reg Shoe” after the zombie in the Terry Pratchett novel. “But we consider that a derogatory term. It conjures up images of shambling, mindless creatures in search of brains. We prefer the term differently alive.”
Shoe called for an end to derogative stereotypes, such as are seen in movies such as 28 Days Later, Shawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead and the TV show Supernatural.
“These shows only reinforce negative stereotypes.”
When asked if other differently alive creatures such as vampires or werewolves might exist, Shoe was silent on the subject.
“I can’t speak for our undead brethren,” he said. “If such creatures do or do not exist, it is up to them to come out of the coffin.”
Shoe called for legislation to protect the rights of the differently alive, including property rights.
“Once a person dies, their property passes out of their hands. There should be exceptions waved for the differently alive.”
Though the White House has been silent on the subject of the differently alive, one congressman spoke with us on the condition of anonymity.
“That would almost wipe out the inheritance tax, which is a major source of revinue for the government,” he said. “But on the other hand, if they (the differently alive) are good citizens and pay their taxes, I don’t have a problem with them. I wouldn’t go so far as to let them hold office though. I’m not ready to have one rotting next to me in Congress.”
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