Where We Left Off

Jeremy is sleeping with Lucy Liu who is prosecuting his mom, Letitia Darling, for the murder of Nick’s father Dutch.

Nick has been suckered into running the family business and defending Letitia Darling.  He’s approaching Jack Bauer-esque levels of bathroom-free busy-ness.

What’s Resolved

Nada!  Everyone’s still got issues.

What’s New

Patrick develops a guilty conscience about the accidental death of his wife and wants to chuck his political dreams to come clean.

Lucy Liu wants to put Nick’s mother on the stand as the star witness against Letitia!  Apparently Letitia paid Nick’s mom to run off to Paris and promised to “take care of” old Dutch who was fed up with the deceptive ways of the Darling family.  Nick jets off to Paris to find her after years of ignoring his wife’s suggestions to reconnect with Mama George.

Brian heads down to Brazil to steal his son only to discover his baby-mama is hard at work trying to earn a living on her own.  Brian aborts the kidnapping attempt on his son only to have Brian Jr. abscond on daddy’s private jet without telling anyone.

Smokin’ hot Simon Elder is still playing Karen but to what end?  He even semi-offers marriage.

Random Guest Star

Dan Rather chairing a debate between Patrick Darloing and his mayoral opponent.  Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

Best Random Dialogue

Brian, on his son being home alone in Brazil, “The wife of a war criminal checks in?  What a relief.  You know what?  I am coming down there.  You tell that absentee mother of yours, when she gets home from a night of grilled beef and samba, that her little Brazilian carnival is over!”

Moment of Whaaa?

Carmelita’s back!!!!!  TV sees the return of its classy transgender star!