I love television, am an insomniac, and own three dual toner TiVos. TiVo saved my marriage. In a choice between keeping
my television shows and dumping my ESPN obsessed husband, I would have
gone with TV shows. TiVo lets me have my cake and eat it while
watching a ridiculous amount of television. Valentine features a cast of mostly Greek mythological characters who must unite star crossed soulmates or they’ll lose their god-like powers, become mortal and eventually die.
The show sets up a simple convention:
Soulmates are introduced. Soulmates are torn apart. The Fates intervene by floating in a business card for the Valentine Corporation which takes the guise of whatever one of the soulmates may need (a plumber, the phone guy, a locksmith … whatever). The Valentine team of Grace/Aphrodite, her henchman Leo/Herakles, her son Danny/Eros, and Phoebe the Pythia aka Priestess of the Oracle at Delphi intervene to bring the soulmates together once Phoebe vets the match with the Oracle and learns their history and how much time they have before the couple is torn apart forever.
The pilot centers on Roland and Joanna who miss their opportunity at happiness when Roland enters the dreaded “friend zone” and supports Joanna through a bevy of crappy boyfriends which eventually culminate in Tad, a cheating douchebag she wants to marry.
The mythological crew has its own internal conflicts:
Grade/Aphrodite is unappreciated by her husband, Ari (likely Ares, the God of War) which sends her into the arms of her ex husband, Ray (still trying to figure out who he is in the mythological scheme).
Danny/Eros thinks love = getting it on, thus he tries to shortcut the matchmaker gig and muddles the situation.
The entire crew is living in the past, requiring the aid of Kate Providence, modern day romance novelist (cue hilarious Fabio scene excerpt of her book). Kate’s character will eventually prove a love match for Danny/Eros.
The pilot is promising but there are a few notes of concern:
The matchmaker portion of the show was entirely too neat, but may become more fleshed out once the show doesn’t need to reassert the premise of its mythological characters which are, for the most part, likeable if one-dimensional.
Plus it never hurts to have a feel-good show on your list.