Stayin' Alive While Cybernetic
- By Crystal Carroll
- Published 04/1/2008
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Crystal Carroll
Crystal is a 30-something writer living in Northern California. She divides her time between writing technical documentation (techy, tech, tech requirements docs), analytical essays on television shows that hold her brain for ransom, and the occasional bout of fiction (like plague, only with characters). She enjoys Pinot Noir, but not during robot apocalypses, and feels all movies could be made better if they had a Sleestack in the background.
View all articles by Crystal CarrollAt the recent Paley festival, rumors were swirling that
there had been a Joss directed episode of T:tSCC planned prior to the Writer's
Strike that may be pushed into the, knock on wood, second season of T:tSCC.
Wait, it gets better.
On Poisson d'Avril, details are beginning to leak about that
planned episode. From the description, it sounds like the glimpse of Summer
Glau dancing in the S1.7 episode "The Demon Hand" may have just been
a prelude for something much, much bigger in the works. It seems that not only
do Terminators like to listen to music boxes in the basement, as viewers saw in
S1.5 "Dungeons and Dragons", but sometimes they've just got to dance.
The episode was to have incorporated future flashbacks (I cannot even say how much I enjoy writing sentences that have that kind of paradox in them) with rows of Rivernators blinking their first glowing eyed moment in the factory and doing a little one, two, pas a deux(thousand), and all tastefully nude. Wait, it gets better.
This may be only of excitement to me, as it's how I intend
on waiting out the upcoming zombie revolution, but the episode was to have
featured at least one Aurora-type-steam-punk-zeppelin, on the raid where Derek
of the future, currently in his past, first encountered "Cameron" and
knew her for the horrifying dance crazy metal that she is, or was before she
was reprogrammed to only use her powers of dance for good and not
human-apocalypse evil. Wait, it gets even better.
In present day, Cameron and John get sucked into the school
production of "Oklahoma" with Cameron in the lead role of Laurey
Williams, while Derek looks on in horror. Even the brief stolen snippet of
Sarah's opening monologue is sheer gold. Well, if you love musicals, which
oddly enough Sarah did when she was a little girl and didn't spend all her time
reading up on nuclear-robot-apocalypses. She's not the only one. Wait, it gets
even, even better!!!
After Cromartie sees a glimpse of an Old Fred Astaire movie
("Sky's the Limit", the "One For My Baby" number, if you
must know), while questioning an old acquaintance of Sarah's, he throws a
little tap into his otherwise straight forward neck snapping routine. Wait, it
gets even, even, even better!!!!!!!
Cromartie's new tap-killing style ultimately leads to a
horrific dance off between Cromartie, following a lead from lojacked Charlie,
and Cameron during the climatic
"Dream Ballet" scene of "Oklahoma" in a wonderful
combination of tap, ballet, wall crushing, and ass kicking. It sounds awesome!!!!!!!!
Although, my favorite part is still the nekkid zepplin
driving commandos. Here's hoping that they have a second season so we can see
something even remotely like it.
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