Telemedicine and guest star Mira Sorvino make for some truly great television.
The Super Bowl
had an exciting finish, but not nearly as exciting as this post-football
episode of House. What a nifty twist
to have a patient that House finally wants to touch and talk to, but can't
because she's at the South Pole!
And Mira Sorvino
was fabulous as Dr. Kate Milton, a psychiatrist doing research at the very
remote and unreachable Antarctic outpost. Damn, this doctor is bad-ass, refusing to take medication
that someone else might need and sticking a syringe in her own chest to
reinflate her lung. Not to mention the terrifying biopsy of her own lymph node.
Wow.
I absolutely
adored the back-and-forth between House and Milton. They were believable and
funny and scared...and how often do we see House truly scared for a patient?
He
was scared, it seems to me, because he's gotten blasé about having an entire
team of specialists to sic on his patients.
Sure, he may
pick on his fellows and Foreman and Wilson, but he knows they're damn good, and
if his patient goes into crisis, he can leave them in safe hands and wander off
to think. But suddenly this hot, funny, clever chick is stuck thousands of
miles away with no other doctors, and House discovers he doesn't like that at
all. Control is everything to House and now he's completely lost it. He's at
the mercy of what his patient is willing and able to do!
But our guy is
such a horndog, isn't he? I loved the scene where she's scanning herself and she
refuses to strip until House shows her his apartment. Especially fabulous was
the way House's expression changed when he saw the swollen lymph node and how
he automatically cut out the sexy music he'd been using to annoy her. Hugh
Laurie did his usual amazing job of being both the consummate asshole and the
best damn doctor at any pole.
The fellows
didn't get a lot to do in this episode (and the stupid B-plot with Cameron and
the cable fight was a waste of valuable screen time) but I did very much enjoy
Kutner's attempts to stand up to House and his seriously cool suggestion of
using drilling equipment to break up the kidney stone. (I saw the exploding jar
coming, but it didn't make the scene any less fun.)
Foreman and
Wilson, however, were a team of pure awesome here, trying to keep House in line.
(Not to mention that "It's House's version of courtship" followed by
"Oh god, he's been wooing me for years" will never stop being funny. Same
with Wilson running through the lobby to get away from House. I love when House
reduces other people to immaturity.)
To get back to
the best part of the episode, every single scene in which House and Milton
talked was perfect. "You'd rather show me your soul than your leg"
was fascinating, and I wish the
episode had taken the time to follow up on that a little more.
In fact, that's
my main complaint about the episode: that there wasn't more of it! I wanted House
and Milton to talk more, I wanted more of her views on the way House's brain
works, and I wanted more House being befuddled by the experience of liking a
psychiatrist. I could have easily watched another half hour just of the two of
them arguing about things, and I'd have been happy. ("How bad is the
insomnia? Let me clarify that: Do you drink two or three scotches before
passing out in front of the TV?")
But what we got
gave us a side of House we don't get to see very often, and ably commented upon
by Foreman and Wilson. "You used her name!" was said in the tone of
disbelief usually reserved for phrases like "but I thought you were
dead!" And Wilson's utter shock that House asked the patient how she
was...well, I laughed. A lot.
I especially
enjoyed House's inability to come up with a nasty response when Milton notes
that he's spent more time with her than he does with other patients. It seemed
as if he hadn't quite realized it himself, or maybe that he just hoped she wouldn't realize it.
The minor
character of the Mechanic Who Loved Her was pivotal and adorably played. I
absolutely bought his feelings for her, even though we only saw him a few
times, and that final hug almost brought tears to my eyes.
And as always,
the episode had tons of funny dialogue; for example, "I can't get cable,
but I can get the South Pole in high def" and "Excessive Antarctic
drilling. Bad for the environment and the ladies."
At the beginning
of this review, I said that the episode had an exciting finish, and I think
you'll agree that watching a mechanic drill into a doctor's head was pretty
exciting...but I was actually thinking of the bizarre sight of House
practically pushing Milton into the arms of the man who loves her.
When House said
"Don't thank me, he's the one who saved your life," I thought I might
faint. And Milton knew exactly what he'd just done. I'd give almost anything to
know what the character was thinking at that moment, when she gave House a
significant look.
"Frozen"
is a fine example of enjoyable House,
and for once, a gimmick that really worked to make the episode special.