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					  <title><![CDATA[After the Zombies: Gardening When You Gotta]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/2186/1/After-the-Zombies-Gardening-When-You-Gotta/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[So the zombies have come and gone, and now you're the last person left
alive in your city and you've got to grow your own groceries.<br/>
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Or, more likely, you've walked through the produce section of your
local grocery store and found that you'd need to take out a second
mortgage to afford a bag of apples and a salad, and that tomatoes are
$1.25 <i>each</i>.
Growing your own vegetables is looking like a real, practical, solution
to cutting down your food bill. But the closest thing to farming you've
ever done is growing a tomato plant in a pot on your porch. And it died ...&nbsp; ]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Leva Cygnet)</author>
					  <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:31:04 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse (and Other Disasters)]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/2142/1/Surviving-the-Zombie-Apocalypse-and-Other-Disasters/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[
My personal theory for the current economic woes of the world is that zombies were somehow involved. I'm still trying to figure out if the zombies were the home buyers or the bankers -- or possibly both -- but zombies screwing things up is my explanation and I'm sticking to it. Because, clearly, somebody's brains got eaten ...]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Leva Cygnet)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:59:36 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Too Many Bodies]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1690/1/Too-Many-Bodies/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[The population surge and you ...]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:33:18 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Forty Days and Nights of the Living Dead]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1621/1/Forty-Days-and-Nights-of-the-Living-Dead/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[The rain in Spain falls mainly on the ... BRAINS! BRAINS!]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:44:10 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Voodoo Economics]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1597/1/Voodoo-Economics/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA["Thar takin oor jobs!"]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:37:53 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Quick Tips to Survive the Undead Army and Other Disasters]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1563/1/Quick-Tips-to-Survive-the-Undead-Army-and-Other-Disasters/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[The cool kids are all doing it ...]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:08:10 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Undead Climatology]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1542/1/Undead-Climatology/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[Weird weather, climate change, and zombies ...]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:04:58 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[&quot;I Have the Power!&quot;]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1522/1/quotI-Have-the-Powerquot/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[On the high price of fuel, and an innovative solution for your home energy needs ...]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 23:06:48 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Bring Out Yer Dead!]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1509/1/Bring-Out-Yer-Dead/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[Captain Trips, reporting for duty!]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:46:46 EDT</pubDate>
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					  <title><![CDATA[Come the Zombiepocalypse, I&#039;ve Got a Hand-Cranked Blender and a Solar-Powered DVD Player]]></title>
					  <link>http://firefox.org/news/articles/1466/1/Come-the-Zombiepocalypse-I039ve-Got-a-Hand-Cranked-Blender-and-a-Solar-Powered-DVD-Player/Page1.html</link>
					  <description><![CDATA[Bring it on.]]></description>
					  <author>no@spam.com (Melissa Wilson)</author>
					  <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 23:36:01 EDT</pubDate>
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